fitz' draconian akame drabble meme, yay!

[soundczechfic]

i am trying to get back in the habit of writing and not sucking, so i'm doing a ridiculously restrictive drabble prompt meme \(^O^)/

the rules are as follows:

Akame only, none of this Kokame Jinda Jinno mumbo jumbo you kids today are so fond of
NO AUS. NO HIGH SCHOOLS, NO NINJAS, NO PROSTITUTES, NO AUS.
Canon based divergent Alternate Reality fics will be allowed, eg, What if Jin never came back from LA, What if Kame never fought with Pi, etc.
Absolutely no PWP.
Management reserves the right to arbitrarily and irrationally change these rules at any time.

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[samenashi.livejournal.com]

Hyperactive Jin who loves to sing Disney songs has realised he is in love with bandmate Kamenashi Kazuya. He likes Kame's beautiful smile and his beard and the way he looks when he's holding his drum sticks (kakkoi). They're on tour and their stupid fashion-impaired bandmate and their other laid back bandmate spill bong water all over Jin's bunk. Jin has to crawl in with Kame! Make it sugoi and not OOC. Arigato.

[samenashi.livejournal.com]

nah jk jk here i got one. chibi era: jin meets kame's baseball team while they're practicing or something. he just turns up, or like, follows kame. make it cute.

[soundczech.livejournal.com]

Kame doesn't remember telling Jin he'll be at practice on Sunday afternoon, but he looks up when he's trudging across the grass to take his turn in the outfield and there he is, sprawled out in the sun on the other side of the chain link fence. There's a bike tipped haphazardly at his side, back wheel still slowly spinning as if he crashed instead of braking. He grins when he sees Kame looking, bottom lip veering askew. It looks like he smiled so hard he broke his jaw, and it makes Kame smile back even though he knows he's ugly when he smiles, because his eyes go all squishy and his teeth stick out.

"Who's that?" Masahiko asks when Jin hollers, "GANBATTE KAME!!!!! GO GO GO!!!!!!!" out of nowhere. The ball isn't even in play.

Kame blushes and pulls his cap down over his brow, crosses and uncrosses his arms. Masahiko is staring at him with his sunburnt face, acne just starting to scatter down his cheeks and along the perimeter of his buzz cut. He's the best player on the team, other than Kame, and everyone says they're best friends. Even Kame says they're best friends, sometimes, because sometimes they practice alone together when everyone has gone home, and once he went to Masahiko's house and his mother made them okonomiyaki.

Kame hasn't told him about Johnny's. Kame hasn't told anybody. Nobody he knows would get it, because all they think about is baseball. All Kame thinks about is baseball, too, but being an idol might be kind of cool as well. Jin says he can do both. Jin says that from now on they can do anything they want. Jin is Kame's real best friend, but nobody knows that, even Jin.

"Just this kid I know," he says. Behind Masahiko's back Jin is pulling dumb faces, cheeks puffed up and lips twisting and flopping. He looks triumphant when Kame breaks and laughs.

"He looks like a weirdo," Masahiko says. Kame stares over his shoulder at Jin's golden face, his sunny smile and round dark eyes. Kame thinks he looks perfect. Not in a weird way, but if he could look like anybody he thinks he'd like to look like Jin. Jin's face makes everybody happy.

"I guess," Kame says, and kicks at the dirt.

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[samenashi.livejournal.com]

also here are some prompts please work them into a fic!

icecream, bicycles, a treehouse

[samenashi.livejournal.com]

what if kame went to la instead of jin

[soundczech.livejournal.com]

For the first week that Kame's gone, Jin doesn't show up to rehearsal. "I don't get why we have to keep working when Kamenashi gets to slack off," he says indignantly when Nakamaru calls to try and coax him into the studio for the fourth or fifth time.

"He's not slacking off," Nakamaru reminds him. "He's working."

Kame gets to spend seven months in LA goofing off just because he's been cast as a mutant in the new X Men movie. Jin thinks it's bullshit. Kame hasn't even been returning his calls. He's probably too busy off partying with Hugh Jackman.

"Bullshit," Jin says, and hangs up. He pulls the covers over his head and goes back to sleep.

Kame calls him on the sixth day. He's calling from some place noisy, but the buzz is muted like maybe he's stepped into someone's office or the supply closet. Jin's barely said hello when Kame says, "Why haven't you been going to work?"

"No reason," Jin says. "I don't feel well." He forces out a cough. It tumbles pathetically from his throat and hangs between them, starkly falsified.

"Akanishi," Kame says sternly.

"You're not the boss of me," Jin says. He's in the kitchen trying to find something to eat in his fridge, but there are only condiments, rows of ketchup and hot dog mustard he bought at the American supermarket.

"Jin," Kame says, cajoling.

Jin hates it when Kame uses that voice on him. When he hears it he sees his awkward little friend standing in front of him with furrowed Marx brothers eyebrows and narrow, worried eyes, and it's really hard for him to deny that kid. He tries to remember Kame as he last saw him, instead, fresh from a press conference, sporting designer sunnies and a dazzling smile. It's easy to say no to that Kame. That Kame is invincible.

"What do you care?" Jin asks snottily. "You're not even there."

The line is silent for a minute. Jin imagines that he can hear the sound of all the ocean that passes between them, the waves crashing on distant shores. "Is that what this is about?" Kame asks. "You're upset that I'm not there?"

"No," Jin says. "Don't be gross."

"You barely even talk to me when I am there," Kame says. "Half the time you act like you don't even know who I am."

"I do not!" Jin protests. "Besides, that's not the point and you know it."

"So what's the point?" Kame asks. He's trying to pretend he's being all casual, but Jin knows him well enough to hear the way his voice lifts instead of breaking, the lungful of breath that carries each word.

"You're supposed to be here," Jin says. "I don't know, you're just supposed to be here, don't make me say disgusting things."

"Jin," Kame sniffles.

"Don't," Jin says, rubbing angrily at his own nose.

"I'll be back," Kame says. "I'll be back before you know it."

"Yeah right," Jin complains. "You're going to marry Cameron Diaz and never come back."

"Nah," Kame says. "It's lonely here. Tokyo's home to me. KAT-TUN's home."

"Yeah?" Jin asks.

"Yeah," Kame says. "So go back to work so I've got something to come back to, okay?"

"Yeah," Jin says. "Yeah, okay."

Jin is the first person at practice the next morning.

[samenashi.livejournal.com]

can you write fic about the jonas brothers being on ckt and jin thinking that joe is hitting on kame?? and getting really angry about it? and put in something about their purity rings. thank u!

[spurious.livejournal.com]

I can't stop imagining how horrified Kame would be by the Jonas brothers' eyebrows.

[lovedoesthat.livejournal.com]

patd are at a club in tokyo, bden feels ignored by ryan so he starts cutely flirting with the guy in the next booth, a thin uptight japanese idol. but what happens when the idol's "muscular" big boned bf comes back from the bar??

[lovedoesthat.livejournal.com]

or not his boyfriend, maybe you can do your signature not-in-a-relationship-or-even-ready-to-admit-he's-gay-but-very-overprotective-and-secretly-in-love jin.

[lovedoesthat.livejournal.com]

jin overhears kame talking to the juniors and saying that sasuke is his favorite. jin thinks it's a person and swears revenge on sasuke. he asks ryo if he knows who sasuke is. ryo stares at him and says yes, but yamapi knows more. jin is outraged and tries to subtly gain clues from yamapi about sasuke so he can find him and punch him.

[beardo.livejournal.com]

fitz plz do this one.

[somaisgood.livejournal.com]

Highschool AU where Jin is a part of a super underground ninja clan and Kame is a prostitute.

:"D
I'll be back with something proper.

[tenshicaluvkame.livejournal.com]

i though AUs werent allowed?

[gingifere.livejournal.com]

When Kame starts raving about how cool Olympic medalist Martin Phelps is, Jin decides to prove that he's just as awesome by showing off his football skills whenever Kame is in the same room.

[pithetaphish]

Autumn 07, 'Yukan Club' era, Jin begging Kame to help him learn his lines (and teach him how to act). High levels of UST fuel Kame's ingenuity, he uses a tall lamp as a stand-in when Jin's trying to pick up Saki-chan in ep 1.

^_^

[mcpofife.livejournal.com]

hot AD (^o^)

[mcpofife.livejournal.com]

nvm. save for ur other ficcie ~_^

request #2 of 50

[mcpofife.livejournal.com]

mr. x = kame, host = ryo, contestants = jin, pi, ueda, koki

[unrequitedangst.livejournal.com]

KAT-TUN are on a photoshoot right after Jin comes back from LA, everyone else is terrified that Jin and Kame are going to start throwing punches any moment or run off to separate countries, while both of them are having a good time at the shoot.

[luciene.livejournal.com]

Kame tears his knee ligament during the last day of the tour and has to stay in hospital after that. Everybody visits him, even Maru and Ueda who have their stage shows now, everybody except Jin. Kame wants to know why.

req 3/50

[mcpofife.livejournal.com]

pre-debut or newly-debuted akame are up for the same solo in an ep of shounen club. takki is producing the segment, so he makes the final decision.

Re: req 3/50

[mcpofife.livejournal.com]

or pi, if it's post-nobuta (n_n)y

req 4/50

[mcpofife.livejournal.com]

chibi akame play with an Ouiji board. maybe jin thinks they are being followed by a ghost afterward.

[mcpofife.livejournal.com]

"Dear Ueda"... Ueda offers advice on love/relationships for fellow JE members on an anonymous message board. Since it is a message board, other members can anonymously comment on letters/advice ^_^ (that part is optional)

[tenshicaluvkame.livejournal.com]

ive read hundreds of fics but i still dont know what PWP is.....


by the way.. im all for this.... totally none of those JinDa and PiN!!!!! XD

[luciene.livejournal.com]

It stands for "Plot? What Plot?" i.e. all porn.

[feigningsleep.livejournal.com]

jin gets a puppy and is a little smug about the fact that it only pays attention to him. he brings it to work one day and it ignores him in favor of kame.

[orange-smaug.livejournal.com]

Seconded :D.

[darlita.livejournal.com]

yone/akun roleplay as akame

[inkanaitis.livejournal.com]

rofl who gets to be who!

req #6 of 50

[mcpofife.livejournal.com]

chibi kt.

jin believes he's found a treasure map and tries to convince kt to quit je and go on a ~quest~

req 7 of 50

[mcpofife.livejournal.com]

chibi pikakame. ear piercing.

[mcpofife.livejournal.com]

ryo starts a rumor that johnny is going to make kt kick a member out. kt debates who should go. any era. (of course, they wouldn't let it happen, friend. this is just a DISCUSSION)

so long, junno (n_n)y

req 9 of 50

[mcpofife.livejournal.com]

kame is dared to ask kusano out (as a joke). backstage summary. you know wot i'm talkin about ^_^

p.s. if you don't write all 50 drabbles, akakame and i will be furious 6_6

[aidara.livejournal.com]

I...I have no prompts in the face of everything that's already here. D: But yay, go, Fitz, go!