fitz' draconian akame drabble meme, yay!

[soundczechfic]

i am trying to get back in the habit of writing and not sucking, so i'm doing a ridiculously restrictive drabble prompt meme \(^O^)/

the rules are as follows:

Akame only, none of this Kokame Jinda Jinno mumbo jumbo you kids today are so fond of
NO AUS. NO HIGH SCHOOLS, NO NINJAS, NO PROSTITUTES, NO AUS.
Canon based divergent Alternate Reality fics will be allowed, eg, What if Jin never came back from LA, What if Kame never fought with Pi, etc.
Absolutely no PWP.
Management reserves the right to arbitrarily and irrationally change these rules at any time.

Comments

[matchynishi.livejournal.com]

i fail at prompts. :( BUT GANBATTE, FITZ, WRITE ALL OF SAM'S PROMPTS

[cherprudence.livejournal.com]

sam comes to visit me and we meet them

[luciene.livejournal.com]

The real reason for the fight between Pi and Kame is Jin.

req 10 of 50

[mcpofife.livejournal.com]

i know you must be exhausted from writing all these prompts so quickly. how do you do it??? ur like magic or somethin... neway, 1 more 4 u bbgirl...

you + akakame in a 3way marraige. DO IT.

Re: req 10 of 50

[mcpofife.livejournal.com]

pwp honeymoon pls

Re: req 10 of 50

[mcpofife.livejournal.com]

p.s. u r a highschool prostitute ninja dying of cancer pregnant with their twins... 1 is kame's 1 is jin's... u die in birth and it ends at ur funeral...

Re: req 10 of 50

[mcpofife.livejournal.com]

uh.. die in labor... they yank the infants from ur rotting corpse vagina...

Re: req 10 of 50

[mcpofife.livejournal.com]

fluff pls

[samenashi.livejournal.com]

since this seems to have as much of a chance of being written as all these rule abiding akame requests LOL mk/sasuke, something cute

[soundczech.livejournal.com]

"o god yea" sasuke grunted as he bent mk over a nearby trashcan. he shoved his thick stick of lovemeat into her sopping ladyhole.

[tia-junan.livejournal.com]

Wait, wait - I got one -

Jin is upset - ok, remember that radio thing with Junno when Jin says he would stab somebody with an ice pick to get dinner with this one girl? Now, Jin thinks that nobody takes him seriously because he comes out with dumb emo shit like that and now he feels embarrassed. Maybe Kame can comfort him - point out some of his good qualities.

Ki

[likchan.livejournal.com]

is lyric promp allowed ? :D

"You give this way more thought than it deserves"
You say as I tell you about my fear of rejection
I wouldn't know better than to get scared
Cause since we've met we've had this great connection

"You know concrete colored buildings all grow stale"
You say as I look up dreaming
I know better than to include the both of us
But I can't sleep when you're gone
And you say "what's another day?"
What's another day - Maria Mena

i'm sorry for stalking your journal :P

[(Anonymous)]

Who I want: Akame (I don't care if you want to add some more pjs or JE's)

What I want:

Summary: Jin met some friends and they talked to him about a certain "dark circle free sex". It's a kind of "logia" or "group" where people enjoy with sex in freedom. He was curious so he asks Kame if he wants to go with him (only to have a look). Jin was always saying that he is an open-mind person but he was stunned O_O" when Kame began to get into the group and he began to make out with a random guy. Jin was excited (he was looking at the scene and Kame knew it) but at the same time angry and jealous (?). Jin couldn't help but he watched the show in front of his eyes and Kame teased him a lot, knowing that Jin was looking at him. When they came back, he was really mad at Kame. But Kazuya isn't that weird, he understood that perhaps, Jin was a bit jealous with the random guy (or JE that you choose). Akame pair begins to have a enormeus discussion but without reason it turns to extremelly hot scene

Rating: Higher than you can XDDD. I mean, it's -17 obviously but... if it's not so high... i'll be glad you can do something with the topic.

Seriously, sorry for my bad English and my pervert mind xD