fulfilling a promise XD

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A person I respect greatly requested that I make this post.

I was watching the Cartoon KAT-TUN concert earlier and I realized that I'm ridiculously attracted to Taguchi. Like, I never really noticed before. I always liked him, of course, but now it's just BAM! HE'S SO SEXY! It's really strange for me, cause I'm not usually sexually attracted to anyone in JE unless it's the Turk or Yoko, but now I suddenly find myself staring at Junno's crotch ALL THE TIME.

And I kind of wish Junno could have a shoot like Yamapi's Anan shoot, just to make my fantasies more vivid. I already dream about his throbbing manflesh between my trembling thighs all the time anyway, but a shoot like that would just give me more material for fantasizing, you know?

I really want him to COME Down Under if you know what I mean. If anyone has any crotch shots please share.

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[sollasollew11.livejournal.com]

YES ♥

Jin still remembers the important things in life.

Meanwhile, back in Japan, Yamapi would have latched onto Junno as surrogate-Jin. Junno would stumble home after another night of drunken clubbing and sob, "No more. Please, no more," as Yamapi drags him out to go for a round of midnight skinny dipping. In the winter. He'd be the first to welcome Jin back.

[gingifere.livejournal.com]

ILU Ueda. <3

Of course. Koki is the enemy. He must be closely watched.

nkajsajsla. Poor Junno. Yamapi would make him down tequila shots claiming that the real Jin can do ten times as many. Ryo would watch smugly and make Junno eat Yamapi's cooking. He'd get food poisoning.

[sollasollew11.livejournal.com]

Junno's life is so hard. Just watch him do all that hard work of getting rid of Jin and management decides to promote Koki/Kame and Nakamaru/Ueda. Junno, they'd stick behind a drum set because they need even numbers.

He'd be practicing in the hospital in between bouts of being sick. Yamapi would feel so bad about poisoning him that he'd make Junno homemade eggplant cupcakes.

[gingifere.livejournal.com]

It seriously is. They'd make him take drum lessons from Ohkura. He'd get horribly confused and mess up and Ohkura would stomp off in disgust.

"God, he can't even play the drums properly" he'd complain to Yoko. But Yoko would be too distraught at Jin's disappearance and the way Kokame has completely replaced Akame. He'd be busy scouring the missing persons hotline, in between leaving Jin insane, rambly voicemails.

Junno would be lying there moaning "no more. I'll tell you where Jin is. Just don't let Yamapi cook for me anymore". Yamapi would be really offended thinking he was a high class chef or something.

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Yoko would. He'd become so depressed about the lack of Akame. "What am I going to talk about now during my radio show?" he'd wail. "The world has become a darker place."

Yamapi would force-feed Junno saying, "Jin eats everything I cook."

[gingifere.livejournal.com]

nkjasjalsa yes. He'd organise a rescue mission after he recieves a phone call from Kame, sick to death of the numerous amount of desperate phone messages on Jin's phone from Yoko. Yoko would sigh in relief hearing that Jin was ok.
"If you'd wanted a private holiday with Akanishi-San, you should have just said!" he exclaim ignoring Kame's protests that him and Jin are just friends.

Junno would stare at him. When Jin returned he'd hug him tight and say "I understand now Jin. What you have with Yamapi is true friendship."

Jin would be like wtf and Yamapi would be waving a plate of homemade aubergine and leek pasta over Junno's shoulder with a smirk.

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It would be hard to convince Yoko when Yoko can hear Jin over the phone, saying to Kame, "Are you in heat yet? We need to populate the world with humanjins."

Then Yoko mentions that on air and humanjin becomes the new slang for lover.

As punishment for trying to off Jin, they'll make Junno eat Yamapi's cooking for a month, but Jin will pout and say that it's not a proper punishment at all.

[gingifere.livejournal.com]

Yesss. And they'd get all these letters from fans asking Yoko if Kame is really Jin's humanjin.

Kame would be horrified and desperately try to convince people that him and Jin aren't really lovers. He'd ring up all their friends asking them if they believed the rumours. His mum would be like "Oh Kame. I just wished you'd told us that you and Jin were so in love. We wouldn't have kept going on about you getting a girlfriend and settling down!"

So then Jin would decide that Junno had to do all the aerial work in their next concert whilst juggling. Or confiscate his PS3. And make him sit and watch them play on it.