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poor junno :( he's a beautiful person.

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wtf asdfjkdsfjk you've been talking about how hot you think junno is since i've known you! i mean it's great that you're finally coming clean about it, but i don't get why you're suddenly acting so shocked.

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i'm a little shocked by the intensity of my feelings :/

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nkhskjjaljs Fitz its good to see you finally realising the potential of Junno. Sadly I failed in finding you some crotch shots but I did find one where he's nice and oiled in a bath-

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he makes me feel like a real woman.

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is he your sex bomb?

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You are not alone. My friend is convinced Junno should headbutt Jin in the crotch and take over as the sexy one of the group. Apparently, even to outsiders, Kame's appeal is too unique to be threatened.

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nkajslajsla I have an image of Junno getting rid of Jin in some freak accident and taking over as the other sexy member of KAT-TUN. He could be one half of Kameno.

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It's always the smiley, quiet ones you have to watch out for. Poor Jin would just think Junno was offering to give him a fake blowjob...

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Definitely so. And then Junno would whip out a candle stick or something and knock him out. nakshkasjala. (I could make this creepier but I don't really want Fitz to wake up to an insane comment where Junno coldly disposes of Jin's body in a river and moves into his apartment. Dyes his hair black. Learns how to hip roll. akkskaksla)

Junno the creepy smiley serial killer. I think someone wrote fic where he went round killed people...

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It's like the Talented Mr. Ripley. Kame will be so confused when he comes home one day to find Junno lounging around in his living room covered in fake fur. And Junno will try the tongue thing, which will send Kame running out the room.

Then he can bust out his dormant Kindaichi skills and do some detective work with Nakamaru, the trusty sidekick, and Koki, the shady person with connections. They'll find Jin wandering around in New Zealand, convinced he's an emu.

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Yes! And Junno will start to talk like him. Try to do the sekrit handshake with Pi. Yamapi would be really creeped out, 'Ryo, Junno came up to me yesterday and tried to make me do mine and Jin's Awesome Super Sekrit Handshake. And then he winked at me'.

nlajslak yes. And Ueda can be the lacky who looks sweet and innocent but isn't above using his boxing skills to get answers. Oh Jin. And he'd be all confused about why he knows so much about oral fixations and fashion.

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asdflkj They'd get answers from people just by putting them in the same room with Ueda for an hour.

And Jin'd be instantly attracted to Kame and think he's his mate. "You're the only other emu like me!" Jin'd exclaim.

"That's because we're human, Jin," Kame would say in exasperation.

"I don't know what humanjin is, but I'm happy I'm one if that means I get to be with you," Jin'd declare. And he'd be so earnest and sweet that Kame would let Jin comb through his hair and lay offerings of berries at his feet. ♥

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All Ueda would have to do is watch them and quirk an eyebrow. Maybe crack his knuckles.

nkajska yes. Kame would just sigh and try to teach Jin how to eat.

"Jin you hold the chopsticks like this." He'd say and Jin would just stare at him in awe.

"You are obviously a more superior type of emu. You must be the dominant in our mating ritual"

The rest of KAT-TUN would stare in horror as Kame coughed and flushed. Except Koki who would be like "I always knew Kame was the dominant one" and send Kame a huge smirk and wink.

Jin would eye him and declare "I recognise that look bald one. Get your own mate" and place a protective arm around Kame's waist.

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YES ♥

Jin still remembers the important things in life.

Meanwhile, back in Japan, Yamapi would have latched onto Junno as surrogate-Jin. Junno would stumble home after another night of drunken clubbing and sob, "No more. Please, no more," as Yamapi drags him out to go for a round of midnight skinny dipping. In the winter. He'd be the first to welcome Jin back.

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ILU Ueda. <3

Of course. Koki is the enemy. He must be closely watched.

nkajsajsla. Poor Junno. Yamapi would make him down tequila shots claiming that the real Jin can do ten times as many. Ryo would watch smugly and make Junno eat Yamapi's cooking. He'd get food poisoning.

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Junno's life is so hard. Just watch him do all that hard work of getting rid of Jin and management decides to promote Koki/Kame and Nakamaru/Ueda. Junno, they'd stick behind a drum set because they need even numbers.

He'd be practicing in the hospital in between bouts of being sick. Yamapi would feel so bad about poisoning him that he'd make Junno homemade eggplant cupcakes.

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It seriously is. They'd make him take drum lessons from Ohkura. He'd get horribly confused and mess up and Ohkura would stomp off in disgust.

"God, he can't even play the drums properly" he'd complain to Yoko. But Yoko would be too distraught at Jin's disappearance and the way Kokame has completely replaced Akame. He'd be busy scouring the missing persons hotline, in between leaving Jin insane, rambly voicemails.

Junno would be lying there moaning "no more. I'll tell you where Jin is. Just don't let Yamapi cook for me anymore". Yamapi would be really offended thinking he was a high class chef or something.

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Yoko would. He'd become so depressed about the lack of Akame. "What am I going to talk about now during my radio show?" he'd wail. "The world has become a darker place."

Yamapi would force-feed Junno saying, "Jin eats everything I cook."

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nkjasjalsa yes. He'd organise a rescue mission after he recieves a phone call from Kame, sick to death of the numerous amount of desperate phone messages on Jin's phone from Yoko. Yoko would sigh in relief hearing that Jin was ok.
"If you'd wanted a private holiday with Akanishi-San, you should have just said!" he exclaim ignoring Kame's protests that him and Jin are just friends.

Junno would stare at him. When Jin returned he'd hug him tight and say "I understand now Jin. What you have with Yamapi is true friendship."

Jin would be like wtf and Yamapi would be waving a plate of homemade aubergine and leek pasta over Junno's shoulder with a smirk.

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It would be hard to convince Yoko when Yoko can hear Jin over the phone, saying to Kame, "Are you in heat yet? We need to populate the world with humanjins."

Then Yoko mentions that on air and humanjin becomes the new slang for lover.

As punishment for trying to off Jin, they'll make Junno eat Yamapi's cooking for a month, but Jin will pout and say that it's not a proper punishment at all.

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Yesss. And they'd get all these letters from fans asking Yoko if Kame is really Jin's humanjin.

Kame would be horrified and desperately try to convince people that him and Jin aren't really lovers. He'd ring up all their friends asking them if they believed the rumours. His mum would be like "Oh Kame. I just wished you'd told us that you and Jin were so in love. We wouldn't have kept going on about you getting a girlfriend and settling down!"

So then Jin would decide that Junno had to do all the aerial work in their next concert whilst juggling. Or confiscate his PS3. And make him sit and watch them play on it.

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