sambot: you'll find your mr darcy ;)

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Get your own valentinr

I'm reading this creepily accurate astrological profile that keeps talking about my self esteem issues and how if I learn to love myself I can create a safe space for commitment between me and my partner. Then it talks about how I'm intellectually dominating and can have an unsettling aura for the people around me because they don't know what my intentions are. I just want to share my luv T_T. It also said I'd marry up in society, possibly to a man from a different culture. At first I was making stupid jokes about Mr Darcy and my long lost love Kame-chan but now I keep having these elaborate fantasies about marrying some Sultan who I never see but who provides me with jewels and throw pillows. In my head I'll meet him at Melbourne Central, and he'll take me away from all of this.

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[altricial.livejournal.com]

Maybe your Mr Sultan will donate to the dino island fund :(

[soundczech.livejournal.com]

I'll be a first lady type, I'll hold a charity gala. "SAVE THE DINOSAURS".

[samenashi.livejournal.com]

In my head it's like the charity functions Lindsay holds in Arrested Development, and all the rich people have no idea what they're donating for. "Dinosaur Island? It must be some kind of retirement home..." You just smile and nod, and serve them raw chicken.

[soundczech.livejournal.com]

"It's tax deductible," I'll say sweetly, flicking my golden hair over my shoulder as they hand me their cheque. Then I take it to your scientist DR KREBOBOLIS and play with the triceratops.

[samenashi.livejournal.com]

"DON'T CODDLE HER, SHE'S FOR GOUGING THE BANDWAGONERS!" I'll scream, shoving you away from the dinosaur. Later I'll sneak into her enclosure with a tree-star and make her agree to like me more than you.

[soundczech.livejournal.com]

Even in our impossible fantasies you're completely deranged.

I'll make all this money for dinosaur island and you won't even invite me to visit or let me play with your dinobouncer =; it's okay, I'll just hire Super Junior for my birthday party with my astounding wealth, and introduce Heechul and Ueda because of course KAT-TUN will be my bffs by then. We met through my long lost love Kame-chan.

[samenashi.livejournal.com]

I'll watch from the corner, dressed in a crafty disguise. I'll speak into a walkie-talkie. Come in, on_the_ground, she's on the move. I repeat, she's on the move. The two of us will come up with a decent plan to dispose of you; we both have our reasons. Mine are obvious, tears streaming down my face as Super Junior insert your name into the chorus of Miracle. The colour theme is brown, your favourite, and Sungmin looks oddly naked in these drab, boring costumes. There's not a hint of pink to be seen anywhere. O_T_G's desire for revenge runs deeper. Maybe you shouldn't have been such a fucking whore to her back in the day.

[soundczech.livejournal.com]

"Thank you," Heechul says, flinging his arms around my neck and putting his cowboy hat on my head with an affectionate thump. He is being uncharacteristically pleasant, though in ten minutes he will revert to teasing me and comparing me to a Walrus. "Thank you for introducing me to the love of my life." Ueda beams at him from across the room, crown and sceptre twinkling in the coloured lights. "This other girl tried to tell me about him once, but when I returned her calls her mother said she was too busy on some island with a bunch of lizards. It's okay though, because you saved me, Noona." In the distance, you burst into infuriated tears and your good friend and colleague kills herself.

[cherprudence.livejournal.com]

Impossible....?

:( I had been looking forward to running with the Stegosauruses.

[soundczech.livejournal.com]

For you we can make it happen.

[bookshop.livejournal.com]

You're the tall, strong, silent one. You be the Mr. Darcy.

[samenashi.livejournal.com]

LOL "SILENT"

[soundczech.livejournal.com]

I know. I will be such a constant disappointment in RL. My shrill laugh and constant chatter.

[soundczech.livejournal.com]

I think when my webcam works I need to make you a vid to correct this hilarious image you have of me...

[attics.livejournal.com]

My elaborate foreign marriage fantasies involve an illicit affair with a Japanese highschool student I'm teaching English. I pronounce kawaii wrong and we both laugh. It would also work if he was rich and I never had to work again though.

[soundczech.livejournal.com]

You should marry a rich Japanese businessman and then have the illicit affair with the Japanese high school student. It's okay, because the businessman will still look like a high school student. You'll live at home and concentrate on your art and your underage lover will meet you behind the bike sheds at dusk.

[attics.livejournal.com]

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