sambot: you'll find your mr darcy ;)

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Get your own valentinr

I'm reading this creepily accurate astrological profile that keeps talking about my self esteem issues and how if I learn to love myself I can create a safe space for commitment between me and my partner. Then it talks about how I'm intellectually dominating and can have an unsettling aura for the people around me because they don't know what my intentions are. I just want to share my luv T_T. It also said I'd marry up in society, possibly to a man from a different culture. At first I was making stupid jokes about Mr Darcy and my long lost love Kame-chan but now I keep having these elaborate fantasies about marrying some Sultan who I never see but who provides me with jewels and throw pillows. In my head I'll meet him at Melbourne Central, and he'll take me away from all of this.

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My elaborate foreign marriage fantasies involve an illicit affair with a Japanese highschool student I'm teaching English. I pronounce kawaii wrong and we both laugh. It would also work if he was rich and I never had to work again though.

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You should marry a rich Japanese businessman and then have the illicit affair with the Japanese high school student. It's okay, because the businessman will still look like a high school student. You'll live at home and concentrate on your art and your underage lover will meet you behind the bike sheds at dusk.

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