sambot: you'll find your mr darcy ;)

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Get your own valentinr

I'm reading this creepily accurate astrological profile that keeps talking about my self esteem issues and how if I learn to love myself I can create a safe space for commitment between me and my partner. Then it talks about how I'm intellectually dominating and can have an unsettling aura for the people around me because they don't know what my intentions are. I just want to share my luv T_T. It also said I'd marry up in society, possibly to a man from a different culture. At first I was making stupid jokes about Mr Darcy and my long lost love Kame-chan but now I keep having these elaborate fantasies about marrying some Sultan who I never see but who provides me with jewels and throw pillows. In my head I'll meet him at Melbourne Central, and he'll take me away from all of this.

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I'll watch from the corner, dressed in a crafty disguise. I'll speak into a walkie-talkie. Come in, on_the_ground, she's on the move. I repeat, she's on the move. The two of us will come up with a decent plan to dispose of you; we both have our reasons. Mine are obvious, tears streaming down my face as Super Junior insert your name into the chorus of Miracle. The colour theme is brown, your favourite, and Sungmin looks oddly naked in these drab, boring costumes. There's not a hint of pink to be seen anywhere. O_T_G's desire for revenge runs deeper. Maybe you shouldn't have been such a fucking whore to her back in the day.

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"Thank you," Heechul says, flinging his arms around my neck and putting his cowboy hat on my head with an affectionate thump. He is being uncharacteristically pleasant, though in ten minutes he will revert to teasing me and comparing me to a Walrus. "Thank you for introducing me to the love of my life." Ueda beams at him from across the room, crown and sceptre twinkling in the coloured lights. "This other girl tried to tell me about him once, but when I returned her calls her mother said she was too busy on some island with a bunch of lizards. It's okay though, because you saved me, Noona." In the distance, you burst into infuriated tears and your good friend and colleague kills herself.