It's probably wrong how hilarious I found that. I might tell it to my family later and pretend I made it up. Sam's in Australia, it's not like there's anything she can do about it...
I hope they laughed heartily. I'd tell my father but then he'd start telling it every year at Christmas to anyone who will listen, thus taking all the magic out of the joke.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A PROSTITUTE AT CHRISTMAS TIME
I'M FUCKING ON FIRE HERE
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Merry xmas ♥♥♥
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