I'll be honest, it was my favorite part, too. Seriously, the way you write Kame sometimes makes me forget that you're the one in love with him, not me.

I am looking at my chat window with Sam from this morning, and I am now a little concerned that she thinks that I think that you are writing me Arashi orgy fic, and that I am excited about the prospect. I am almost positive she knows better, but only almost positive.