the maternal instinct.

[soundczechfic]

annabel: i dunno why this is so funny
annabel:im fucking dying
fitz: IT HAS THE BEST LAUGH EVER
annabel: I KNOW
fitz: WHAT A GREAT BABY
annabel: DYING
fitz: I'M SMILING SO BIG
annabel: RHTDJYFGHVUJHTDJYFKVUGBJN
annabel: SAME
fitz: I FINALLY UNDERSTAND THE JOY OF CHILDREN
annabel: YES CRYING
annabel: I WANT ONE
annabel: not really...
annabel: crying
fitz: i know
fitz: i want someone else to have one
annabel: yes
fitz: someone i'm not really good friends with so it doesn't affect my life in any way
annabel: i'll just watch one on youtube

Comments

[altricial.livejournal.com]

fitz: i posted our log, only like edited for coherence and racism. i feel like i've just tampered with evidence

[soundczech.livejournal.com]

You'll be really bored if I get arrested for internet fraud.

[backinblack.livejournal.com]

I want to be that kid's parent just so I can humiliate them by showing it to their future prom date.

[backinblack.livejournal.com]

ANNA ARE THOSE YOUR CATS ON YOUR LJ LAYOUT OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[altricial.livejournal.com]

YES!!! They're much bigger now and one of them is a chubster lol

[soundczech.livejournal.com]

I hope they keep that laugh all their lives. I can't make fun though, my laugh is horrible. I giggle all high pitched even though my voice is relatively low. So I go from like -.- -.- -.- to HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE. So embarrassing.

[soundczech.livejournal.com]

STILL FUNNY

[altricial.livejournal.com]

styudyfkhgfhstdjyf poor fatrupin.

[backinblack.livejournal.com]

That cat is so cute and........ chubby, I'm flailing. THAT TAIL, LOOK AT THAT TAAAAAAIL.

Am crazy cat lady, ignore me.

[mysquishy.livejournal.com]

omg, so hilarious. it's kind of creepy, it laughs like an old person. kills me.

[backinblack.livejournal.com]

asfsa do you have a Japanese schoolgirl giggle-laugh, Starla? That is so great. I have a better laugh than I used to omfg, I used to wheeze and flop around even when something wasn't funny enough to warrant that sort of insanity. :|

[altricial.livejournal.com]

Kinda like a guy on helium.

[backinblack.livejournal.com]

*slaps table* Like, if you slowed it down in a sound editor it would sound normal range?

[altricial.livejournal.com]

Crazy cat ladies are awesome.

[soundczech.livejournal.com]

ATTRACTIVE

[altricial.livejournal.com]

HTDTHDJTXCHTCDXH I WILL TRY TO RECORD HER AND SLOW IT DOWN TO TEST THIS THEORY.

[backinblack.livejournal.com]

YOU HAVE TO DOCUMENT AND QUANTIFY WHAT YOU FIND OKAY!!!!!

[altricial.livejournal.com]

WILL DO.

criminal minds

[soundczech.livejournal.com]

It's just. I don't know. When I'm tired it's very low and heh heh heh but when I'm not tired it's. I guess Anna is right, a guy on helium. My life. I'd record except my mic doesn't work with this comp.

[backinblack.livejournal.com]

I am never having children, they would never measure up.

[backinblack.livejournal.com]

I love that show to a sad degree. I think it is the Reid character, and -- not, pretty sure it's just Reid. And the offender profiling. :-?

[backinblack.livejournal.com]

If you have a low voice normally you should totally fuck with people, act mopey and emo and then crank out the helium laugh at inopportune times.

These are my brilliant ideas at 5am.

[soundczech.livejournal.com]

melissa: this is creepy as hell http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBfOMHLus_8
fitz: WHY DOES SHE HAVE SO MANY

[soundczech.livejournal.com]

My voice starts getting more high pitched when I find something funny, like a thirteen year old boy whose voice is breaking T_T. Like in this video where I narrate the story of a Swedish Gladiator while Karupin attacks a pen. I find listening to my voice in that clip so horrifying.

[altricial.livejournal.com]

...

:|

[altricial.livejournal.com]

I know, I'll expect it to use the litter tray.

[altricial.livejournal.com]

Me too, even though it scares the fucking shit out of me. I watched all of S1 in like a week and got too scared to leave the house to go to uni.

[altricial.livejournal.com]

SHE WAS ONCE SO SKINNY.

[storyteller.livejournal.com]

I SAW THAT WITH MY SISTER TWO DAYS AGO. I SHOULDN'T HAVE CLICKED.

Am I the only one who is terrified of that baby? :| Seriously, imagine being alone with it.

[backinblack.livejournal.com]

And I'll feed it kitty kibble. Child Protective Services would take it away...

[backinblack.livejournal.com]

Am very paranoid, can relate. Can't take out trash when it's rainy and dark, even if it just is to my garage. Serial killer is hiding in my car and ready to slice me to bits, okay. :((

[backinblack.livejournal.com]

*dead* I think it's kind of cute. Puberty in a youtube clip :xxx.

[soundczech.livejournal.com]

:SDLKF:LDSKF:DSLKFDS. I wouldn't be afraid, I'd want to make it laugh all the time but instead I'd probably make it cry. Babies hate me.

[soundczech.livejournal.com]

"I don't really want to be a mother, I just want a baby. Like a pet."

lurking by way of thewhiteprofit and one day I will work up the nerve to friend you even though I'm

[and-the-damned.livejournal.com]

that was pretty much the best thing I have ever seen
I just forwarded that baby to everyone I know and I hate babies! awwwwwwww


p.s. hi (^^^^)