i know i never post anymore, but i just want to keep this picture of koki gaping at the gaijin explosion in tachimi at nagano (3/27) here for posterity

hyphens forever

ps kamenashi is a golden god who was put on this earth to bring miracles and happiness to the people

nakamaru is the best dancer in the world

koki is rly hot but looks upsettingly like jin right now

ueda is still a frigid bitch but ilhim

junno is the nicest person ever

i have post-con depression



Feb. 25th, 2011 09:37 pm

i did not even know facebook sent these out.
soundczechfic: (on your shoulders)
Title: I Believe You Liar
Pairing: Akame (minor Jin/OFC, Kame/OMC, Pi/Kame)
Rating: R
Disclaimer: All events depicted herein are fictional.
Summary: Johnny forces Jin and Kame to hang out in the wake of Jin's departure from KAT-TUN. Jin has lots of feelings. Written for [livejournal.com profile] jent_bigbang.
Notes: Title taken from the Washington song. When I first started writing this, 2011 seemed REALLY REALLY FAR AWAY and I was like, of course Jin will have singles and albums by then, and wrote under that presumption. Then he did not. So you're just going to have to rewrite history mentally, ok. Also, despite this being the least involved premise I've ever written it somehow ended up being almost 59,000 words... I feel like people should be prepared for Jin sitting around and talking a lot of shit, which accounts for 3/4 of the fic.

Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] darlita, [livejournal.com profile] samenashi, and [livejournal.com profile] ayuzak for all their help ♥ and to the [livejournal.com profile] jent_bigbang mods for all their work and patience.

I sing every song I've ever sung
from what we were to what we'll become...
and full of hope and electricity
Now I let you make a man of me.

Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Part Four
Part Five
Part Six
Part Seven
Title: "Under My Umbrella"
Disclaimer: This story is fictional. No infringement intended.
Pairing: KAT-TUN GEN, pre-trauma
Summary: As usual, Nakamaru is the only one that brings an umbrella.
Notes: Written as comment fic for [livejournal.com profile] hilaryscribbles who said: ms. fitzy, i know this is forward of me but i want a really short stupid fic about plastic umbrellas. :( Inspired by but not based on a pic. Written VERY QUICKLY.

ella ella ay ay ay )
soundczechfic: (on your shoulders)
Title: "Legends" 1/1
Rating: PG (for language)
Disclaimer: I claim no affiliation with JE or its idols. This is a work of fiction.
Summary: Obligatory Jin-is-leaving-fic. Jin finds Kame in the park halfway between their childhood houses.
Notes: I didn't really want or intend to write this, but it was kind of like I had to get it out before I could continue working on the fic for [livejournal.com profile] help_haiti I was writing before ~the announcement~. It's cheesy and melodramatic because I am cheesy and melodramatic. This is almost purely cathartic. I almost didn't post this, but I figured there are probably people out there who long for cheesy catharsis as much as I do. Enjoy.

Legends. )
Sam has already posted about our trip to Japan, so I thought I'd skip all the stories and just show you my haul:
impulse control problems
follow the link to see an annotated version.

I started off with just one program, then developed a serious problem. They weren't expensive, so it wouldn't be that bad, except books are HEAVY and we still had to fly home. I ended up putting almost all the books and magazines in the Dream Boys tote bag and taking it on the plane as carry on. Every time I had to go through security I wondered what it looked like to them - Can they see the inside of the books, or do they just think I'm super studious and carrying my textbooks around with me??

Finding that lamdash pamphlet was one of those moments where it felt like Kame was somewhere behind the scenes orchestrating the best outcome for us... it was our last day before we had to fly home and we'd been walking around trying to find duty free cosmetics. We ended up in the basement of the Shinjuku Yodobashi because it had promised "beauty products" but all we got were hairdryers and electric toothbrushes. So we were standing there feeling kind of angry and talking about what to do next, and then I turned my head and half naked Kame was staring at me from a cardboard cut out. It was kind of a beautiful moment. Sam took an instax photo with him and then kept sticking it in random places and waiting for me to notice it. At one point she put it on the wall of the elevator and had to yank it down quickly when a staff member got into the lift.

impulse control problems

I always buy a heap of doujinshi and then feel sort of deflated when I can't actually understand any of it - it's like in my brain I'll take them home and suddenly magically be able to speak Japanese. It can be really enjoyable reading them and trying to figure out wtf is going on. I lucked out this time and got one where Jin, for some reason, is a bear that looks exactly like Gloomy Bear, and he turns into a human so he and Kame can have sex, and then they have a baby that has little bear ears. And at some point he's trying to get Kame to have more sex with him and he accidentally scratches him with his gloomy claws. Then he goes away and angsts a bit. Meanwhile Kame collapses from exhaustion (???). Then they're a happy family again. The end.

In another I thought it was a straightforward DJ about Kame missing Jin while he was in LA. Then I got halfway through it and realised that it's an AU where Kame is Jin's fan who is distraught about the hiatus (the first hiatus). I realised this because halfway through there is another Kame who is at the press conference upon Jin's return. Fan Kame watches real Jin/Kame on tv. Then he talks a lot to Fan Nakamaru. Then it ends. Pretty illustrations though. At least it didn't turn into hardcore porn.

It was my first time going to the Johnny's Store and even though people had tried to tell me how crazy it was I didn't believe them. You have to go get a ticket from a Johnny's staff member outside the station in Harajuku, and it has a time on it. That time is when you can come back and queue. So you might have to wait an hour before you can even join the queue. Then you stand in queue and lol at all the white people who walk past and look really confused about why there is a random queue of girls but no sign of what they are queueing for. Then another Johnny's staff member leads you through the backstreets, trying to usher you into a more orderly line as you walk. Then you walk into the shop and it is basically just a cramped room covered in shop photos, clusters of girls with pens and paper furiously scribbling down numbers. I didn't think I would have a problem resisting shop photos but once you're in there you get kind of swept up in the moment and inevitably buy more than you intend to. I wouldn't have been able to stop but Sam suddenly took control and was like, "NO. STOP. STOP. WE HAVE TO STOP."

I still managed to spend about $30 though. There are some photos of a handful under the cut - I bought more but I thought I'd just give you the general gist.

shop photos... )

photo dump... they will all seem like shitty counterfeit knock offs of sam's superior product. )

Our uchiwas are too high concept.

(I started this last Sunday night... then we left for Kyoto and had no internet for three days, and I couldn't get to the draft that LJ had helpfully stored for me :( Then we got busy...)

HEY GUYS JUST BACK FROM TWO MORE KAT-TUN SHOWS NO BIG DEAL. I feel like these posts are probably deeply obnoxious but at the same time the WORLD MUST KNOW....

OK )
my love.


In honour of our beloved Kamenashi's birthday, I have put together this collection of Kamenashi's Greatest Hits. This is in no way a comprehensive list, and I would love it if you would respond with your favourite Kame stuff - pics, vids, interviews, fics, etc. Let's all give our obsessive devotion some place to go on this most joyous of occasions~

vidspam )

picspam )

fic recs. )

Please leave a comment with your own very favourite Kame things~


keyword drabble meme!!!
leave me a keyword / series of keywords and i will write you a drabble!!!! probably!!!
child exploitation

[livejournal.com profile] mcpofife has been asking me fifty billion questions about KAT-TUN and I keep promising to make a post covering some of their history. I have made one of these posts before, for [livejournal.com profile] giantessmess, but she was only vaguely interested and had no broadband. So this post will be fifty times more insane. Also it is mostly written from memory and I have a terrible memory, so anyone that bothers to read this please feel free to correct me.

kat-tun: an abridged history )
soundczechfic: (ilu.)
FIC: "Robots" 1/1
For [livejournal.com profile] keymash; akame fluff, 1000 words; “Let’s play a game,” Kame says one day. PG.
Disclaimer: I have no affiliation with JE; no infringement intended.

robots. )



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